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PortfolioMax™
🎮 Kiwi Landlord Empire — a satirical game
Currently Generation Rent Refugee
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🎯 Your advisor · goal: become Minister of Housing
Every empire starts with a roof over someone else's head.
Portfolio Cash +$0/wk
$0
Net worth: $0
Public Scrutiny Nobody's watching
The press has bigger fish to fry.
Political Influence Nobody
0
Spend it to make problems disappear.
Market speed

Your Empire

Every gold house is one you took off the market.
yours breaking point still on the market 👆 tap a gold house to visit the household

Acquire Property

Each purchase removes a home from the market. That's the business model.
Buy
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The bank will lend you $0 more
Mortgage rate 5.50% · you owe $0
Investor deposit ~35% · borrow up to 7× income (they count 78% of your rent). A first-home buyer gets 6× and counts none of it.

Revenue Optimisation

Each one pays now — and adds 🔥 Public Scrutiny (the meter up top). That's your only real cost; cool it later in the 🏛️ Politics tab.

Business Services

Hire them by the week and let them go when they stop earning their keep. A couple you just buy outright. Overhead is only clever when it pays for itself.

Influence Operations

Convert cash into Influence, then spend it to Spike the Story, cool your 🔥 Scrutiny, and rewrite the rules. Bank 500 to seize the board and win.

News from the Rental Hellscape

Aotearoa's finest housing journalism, filtered for your convenience.
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